Humor Quotes | Humour Quotes | Inspirational Humor Quotations

Humor Quotes - Humor is good for health. Humor is an essential skill to communicate well with others. Humor brings upon many good effects such as positive emotional reflexes; humor improve your relationships with your family, friends and other people. Laughter is the best medicine for your body. Good sense of humor helps keep your mind relaxed and stay healthy emotionally. Humor can take you out of depression and make you feel better. Humor can change your mindset. Laughing will increase energy for your brain and your body.

How to improve Sense of Humor?

• Watch More Stand-Up Comedies
• Try to See the Funny Side to Almost Everything
• Learn Some Very Simple Jokes
• Stay Positive & Laugh More
• Relax, and don’t worry too much about what other people think

Humor Quotes:

"Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one's fellow human beings."

- Maya Angelou

"A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better."

- Barbara Walters

"He who laughs, lasts."

- Mary Pettibone Poole

"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing."

- Laura Ingalls Wilder

"There is nothing like a gleam of humour to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face."

- Eva Hoffman

"Through humour, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

- Bill Cosby

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."

- Henry Ward Beecher

"It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously."

- Oscar Wilde

"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

- Erma Bombeck

"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life."

- Hugh Sidey

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done"

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

- Frank A. Clark

"No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor."

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"Comedy is acting out optimism."

- Robin Williams

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."

- William Arthur Ward

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing."

- Allen Klein

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

- Mel Brooks

"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."

- Langston Hughes

"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs."

- Christopher Morley

"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor."

- Jennifer Jones

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

- Victor Borge

"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."

- Leo Rosten

"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you."

- Langston Hughes

"Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor."

- Eric Sevareid

"The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense."

- Jacob August Riis

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” 
- Albert Einstein

 “So many books, so little time.” 
- Frank Zappa

 “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” 
- Mae West

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” 
- Jane Austen

 “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” 
- Groucho Marx

 “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” 
- Steve Martin

 “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” 
- Mark Twain

 “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” 
- Douglas Adams

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” 
- Garrison Keillor

 “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” 
- Robert A. Heinlein

 “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” 
- Charles M. Schulz

 “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” 
- Jim Henson

 “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.” 
- Woody Allen

 “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” 
- Paul Terry

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” 
- Groucho Marx

 “The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” 
- Douglas Adams

 “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” 
- Charles Bukowski

 “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” 
- Terry Pratchett

 “Reality continues to ruin my life.” 
- Bill Watterson

 “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” 
- George Carlin

 “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” 
- Benjamin Franklin Wade

 “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!” 
- Charles M. Schulz

 “Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.” 
- Suzanne Collins

 “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” 
- W.C. Fields

 “A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” 
- Jane Austen

 “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.” 
- Charles J. Sykes

 “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” 
- Lewis Carroll

“Laughter is an instant vacation”.

- Milton Berle
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

- Dr. Seuss
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”

- Peter Ustinov
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

- e. e. cummings
“Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.”

- Rashida Jones
Humor Quotes  “You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.”

- Don Rickles

“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”

- Mahatma Gandhi
“One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.”

- Ralph Fiennes
“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.”

- Audrey Hepburn
“Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing.”

- Max Irons
“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”

- Victor Borge
Humor Quotes  “Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.”

- William Makepeace Thackeray
“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”

- Max Eastman
Humor Quotes  “I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart.”

- Kate Walsh

Humor Quotes  “The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”

- Mark Twain
“My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.”

- Bret Michaels
“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”

- Mel Brooks
Humor Quotes  “Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times.”

- John Gerzema
“Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.”

- Margaret Cho
Humor Quotes  “The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.”

- Lou Holtz